1) "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
2) "What's the speed of dark?"
3) "Before clocks were invented, people would say let's meet at first light. Is there a second light?"
4) "The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on my list."
5) "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."
6) "The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. "
7) "Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not."
8) "If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean that one person out of five likes it?"
9) "I don't understand how one match can start a forest fire but it takes me a box of matches to start a camp fire."
10) "He who smiles during a crisis has someone else to blame."
11) "Never get into a fight with an ugly person because they have nothing to lose."
12) "Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."
2) "What's the speed of dark?"
3) "Before clocks were invented, people would say let's meet at first light. Is there a second light?"
4) "The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on my list."
5) "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."
6) "The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. "
7) "Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not."
8) "If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean that one person out of five likes it?"
9) "I don't understand how one match can start a forest fire but it takes me a box of matches to start a camp fire."
10) "He who smiles during a crisis has someone else to blame."
11) "Never get into a fight with an ugly person because they have nothing to lose."
12) "Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."
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