2) "I recommend that anyone who thinks he or she is the center of the universe contact NASA as they're still trying to pinpoint it."
3) "I don't understand why people say they had a good laugh over something; has anyone ever had a bad laugh?"
4) "I wonder if Walt Disney's parents ever told him that day dreaming won't put food on the table?"
5) "As a husband of many years, I've learned that sometimes the consequences of winning an argument makes losing it the better option."
6) "When I was in my 20's I finally learned the world didn't think I was as great as my mom did."
7) "I agree with young people today that work should be rewarding; they should do their work and then the company should reward them with a paycheck.."
8) "Whoever said opposites attract had to have been a woman because men just aren't that particular."
9) "A friend of mine surprised me by saying he was kind of glad Steve Jobs died. When I asked him why he said his wife had a very long and expensive affair going on with him and his company."
10) "I think its funny that we have a lot of Atheists sitting in prison because they broke one of the Ten Commandments."