Two women are talking in heaven.
Woman #1: So, how did you die? Woman #2: I froze to death. Woman #1: Oh my gosh, that had to have been awful. Woman #2: It wasn't too bad. I was brutally cold at first but eventually I got used to it and fell asleep and died. So what happened to you? Woman #1: I died of a heart attack. Woman #2: Now that's an awful way to die. Woman #1: It's my own fault. I thought my husband was cheating on me and I came home when he wasn't expecting and found him watching TV. Woman #2: How is the heart attack your fault? Woman #1: Well, I ran all around the house looking in closets, underneath the beds, etc., to find his mistress to where I was so worn out I ended up having a heart attack. Looking at woman #2 she asked: How come you have a shocked look on your face? Woman #2: Well, we'd both still be alive if you would've looked in the garage freezer.
Woman #1: So, how did you die? Woman #2: I froze to death. Woman #1: Oh my gosh, that had to have been awful. Woman #2: It wasn't too bad. I was brutally cold at first but eventually I got used to it and fell asleep and died. So what happened to you? Woman #1: I died of a heart attack. Woman #2: Now that's an awful way to die. Woman #1: It's my own fault. I thought my husband was cheating on me and I came home when he wasn't expecting and found him watching TV. Woman #2: How is the heart attack your fault? Woman #1: Well, I ran all around the house looking in closets, underneath the beds, etc., to find his mistress to where I was so worn out I ended up having a heart attack. Looking at woman #2 she asked: How come you have a shocked look on your face? Woman #2: Well, we'd both still be alive if you would've looked in the garage freezer.
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