1) How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
2) If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will.
3) If My Nose Was Filled with Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You.
4) Mama Get the Hammer, There's a Fly on Papa's Head.
5) She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft.
Got to LOVE country music!!