You know you're getting older when you keep a separate bottle of Ibuprofen upstairs and one downstairs.
Mind blown: The moment you realize that the distance in time between 1970 and 2023 is the same as the distance in time between 1970 and1918.
Being popular on FaceBook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
The older I get, the more I understand why Roosters scream their heads off every morning before starting their day.