1) My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2) CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
3) Exxon Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
4) I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
5) Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their own children's names.
6) A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
7) A picture is now only worth 200 words.
8) Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty.
2) CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
3) Exxon Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
4) I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
5) Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their own children's names.
6) A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
7) A picture is now only worth 200 words.
8) Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty.
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