I Believe (One Minute to Read)

This is on the lighter side this time just for the fun of it. I think if you really want to know someone you need to know what they believe in so here you go...


  1) I believe if a woman is looking for the perfect man she can find him swimming with the Loch Ness Monster.
  2) I believe there were more brunettes when I was growing up.
  3) I believe that people who try to catch flies with honey are disgusting.
  4) I believe that trying to get some people to apologize is like trying to get Rosie O'Donnell to French kiss Donald Trump.
  5) I believe if someone is trying to goad you into talking about religion or politics that you should break into the Y.M.C.A. dance so he'll walk away.
  6) I believe that with all the debris falling down from space that Chicken Little was a visionary.
  7) I believe some people have profound and very long answers to questions no one asked.
  8) I believe the distance between a woman's mouth and a man's ear is far more distant than it appears.
  9) I believe some people can actually reach up and touch the ground.
10) I believe that trying to find the truth these day is like playing hide and go seek.