1) I believe if a woman is looking for the perfect man she can find him swimming with the Loch Ness Monster.
2) I believe there were more brunettes when I was growing up.
3) I believe that people who try to catch flies with honey are disgusting.
4) I believe that trying to get some people to apologize is like trying to get Rosie O'Donnell to French kiss Donald Trump.
5) I believe if someone is trying to goad you into talking about religion or politics that you should break into the Y.M.C.A. dance so he'll walk away.
6) I believe that with all the debris falling down from space that Chicken Little was a visionary.
7) I believe some people have profound and very long answers to questions no one asked.
8) I believe the distance between a woman's mouth and a man's ear is far more distant than it appears.
9) I believe some people can actually reach up and touch the ground.
10) I believe that trying to find the truth these day is like playing hide and go seek.