On reaching his seat on the plane, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the flight attendant for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, “And why don’t you get me a whisky, wench!”
Flustered by the parrot’s outburst, she brings back a whisky for the parrot but forgets the man’s cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the flight attendant, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, “And get me another whisky, you ugly bitch!” Visibly shaken, she came back with the parrot’s whisky but still no coffee for the man.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrot's approach, “I’ve asked you twice for a cup of coffee you wench, I expect you to get it for me right now, so I don’t have to see that disgustingly hideous face of yours anymore!”
Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are yanked up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly passengers and the flight attendants. The parrot flew alongside the man who was plunging to the ground and before flying off leaned over and said: “For someone who can’t fly, you sure are a lippy bastard.”
Flustered by the parrot’s outburst, she brings back a whisky for the parrot but forgets the man’s cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the flight attendant, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, “And get me another whisky, you ugly bitch!” Visibly shaken, she came back with the parrot’s whisky but still no coffee for the man.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrot's approach, “I’ve asked you twice for a cup of coffee you wench, I expect you to get it for me right now, so I don’t have to see that disgustingly hideous face of yours anymore!”
Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are yanked up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly passengers and the flight attendants. The parrot flew alongside the man who was plunging to the ground and before flying off leaned over and said: “For someone who can’t fly, you sure are a lippy bastard.”
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