"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Yane
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened." - Mark Twain
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Elliot
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all." - Ann Landers
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read." – George Burns
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." - Anonymous